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江湖杀手

17条关于女人的英文“定理”

Rules for men
　　1. The Female always makes The Rules.

　　2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

　　3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

　　4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

　　5. The Female is never wrong.

　　6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

　　7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

　　8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

　　9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

　　10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

　　11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

　　12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

　　13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

　　14. The Male who doesn’t abide by The Rules, can’t take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

　　15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

　　16. At no time can the Male make such comments as “Insignificant” and “Is that all?” when the Female is complaining.

　　17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

江湖杀手

26句励志英文意味深长We have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.

We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less.

We have bigger houses, but smaller families.

We have more conveniences, but less time.

We have more knowledge, but less judgment.

We have more medicine, but less wellness.

We have multiplied our possession, but reduced our values.

We talk too much, love too little and lie too often.

We’ve been all the way to moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor.

We’ve conquered outer space, but not inner space.

We have higher incomes, but lower morals.

These are times with more liberty, but less joy.

We have more kinds of food, but less nutrition.

Two incomes, but more divorce.

Fancier houses, but broken homes.

That’s why I propose, that as of today.

You do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a special occasion.

Search for knowledge, read more, sit on you porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs.

Spend more time with you family and friends, eat your favorite foods, visit the places you love.

Life is the chain of moments of enjoyments, not only about survival.

Use you crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it.

Remove from your vocabulary phrases like “one of these days” or “someday”.

Let’s yell our families and friends how much we love them.

Do not delay anything that adds laughter and joy to your life.

Every day, every hour, and every minute is special.

And you don’t know if it will be your last.

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写的拔错！,好帖！值得一顶！