一天,男生收到了女友的短信,beats by dre,登时吓出一身冷汗:“咱们分别吧。”正在男生怀疑不解、烦躁不安时,女友又发来一条短信:“对不起,发错了,beats by dr dre。”男生无语了…
(感激Lyc同窗供给第一条冷气透骨的冷笑话)
青年:“这多少天来,我一直地为了她练着肌肉。”
友人:“是不是要她称你为好汉?”
青年:“不,moncler!这样我就能够不怕她的父亲了,dre beats。”
一个漂亮的姑娘向一位老翁求婚,doudoune moncler。
老翁:“我俩春秋相差这么大,beats by dre,适合吗?”
姑娘:“《婚姻法》不划定年纪的差异。”
老翁:“那规定了什么?”
姑娘:“妻子有继续丈夫遗产的权力!”
(未完待续…)
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