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孟京辉经典戏剧作品《一个无政府主义者的意外死亡》

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发表于 2013-3-8 09:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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原著:达里奥•福(意大利)
  导演:孟京辉
  领衔主演:韩鹏翼
  

  达里奥•福,放了一个屁,崩到了莫斯科,来到了意大利,意大利的国王正在看戏,闻到了这个屁,很不满意,找来科学家,研究分析,屁是一股气,在人的肚子里窜来窜去,一不小心打开后门溜了出去。
  放屁的人,欢天喜地,
  闻屁的人,垂头丧气,
  有屁不放,憋坏心脏,
  没屁硬挤,锻炼身体。
  屁放的响,能当校长,
  屁放的臭,能当教授,
  不响不臭,思想落后!
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